Some funny coincidences

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
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To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
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The road to success??.... Is always under construction.
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neitherdoes Milk.
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In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
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All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive orfattening.
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Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter beforeyou hear them speak.
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Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.
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If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you evertried.
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You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it fallsdown, it will always land on the buttered side.
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Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessiblecorner.
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As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If itis bad, it happens...
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He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
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If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is stilllate.
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Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being soldsomewhere else at a cheaper rate.
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When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person infront of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
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If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don'thave paper?? if you have both, no one calls.
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Especially for engg. Students----If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
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You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
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The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in thebathroom.
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After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pullin together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
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If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
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Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarettewill always tend to go to the non-smoker